8 Dogs Groomed Straight Into Your Nightmares

by Lucas

Every few weekends my humans drop me off at the groomer’s and when they pick me up I smell great and look like a million bones. I’ve seen some bad jobs for sure though, like a poodle with nothing but poofs of fluffy fur above all four paws and at the end of their tail, little two pound nothings with tiny baby bows in their fur, and even a huge sheepdog with his whole body shaved save his head. I thought I had seen it all, and from the reaction those got from my humans, I assumed that those must have been the worst that exist in the universe – until I discovered the internet and saw these. I won’t be able to sleep for weeks people. [Source]

grooming 3Most of all this dog’s posture bothers me, but the pac man doesn’t help at all.

grooming2Elmo shouldn’t be anywhere near that dog’s tush, but what is most disturbing is how long it took me to notice that there is a small dog in a tin can off to the side.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThere are a lot of things wrong with this picture, but these “boots” irk me almost as much as the bandana.

grooming5Why does the elephant get the short stick?

grooming6I’m not even sure what this is supposed to be.

grooming7I can’t believe that they went so far as to get this pup to stick his tongue out…poor thing.

grooming8A shirt collar? Really?!

And finally, the one that will haunt my nightmares for the rest of time:

grooming1

I’ll get back to you all with the status of my nightmares soon.

Lucas

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